Slimy Mac-P Blames Hurricane On Poor People

According to Slimy Mac-P, poor people caused the hurricane. Slimy Mac-P has lost his mind while he awaits his prison sentence.

Slimy Mac-P Wants To Exhume Mother Theresa

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Slimy Mac-P wants to exhume Mother Theresa because he claims he only stole, from the City's coffers, in order to help her take care of the poor.
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Slimy Mac-P's request to have Mother Theresa's body exhumed has been denied. It has been determined that Slimy Mac-P will tell the Feds anything in order to get a reduced sentence.

Slimy Mac-P Lies On Jeff Skilling

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Today, Slimy Mac-P told the Feds that he was a part of the Enron debacle and that he bribed Jeff Skilling to keep his mouth closed. Jeff Skilling told the Feds, from his prison cell, that Slimy Mac-P is a pathetic liar and that they should check with Morial to get at the real truth.

Slimy Mac-P Enjoying His Freedom

Slimy Mac-P, Slimy Mac-P, III and children enjoying Slimy Mac-P's freedom before he goes to the federal pen.

Una Oakley Takes On Slimy Mac-P

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Una Oakley takes on Slimy Mac-P after he told the Feds that she took bribes. Una Oakley vows to sue Slimy Mac-P for defamation of character. Please stay tune for the outcome of the battle between Una and Slimy Mac-P.


UNA OAKLEY says: Slimy Mac-P is a frightened little convicted weasel who will say anything in order to kiss the a##ss of the feds in hopes of a lesser sentence. I will kick his flat a##ss in court, the scumball!!!

Slimy Mac-P's Son Plea Bargained in his Criminal Case

Slimy Mac-P's son plea bargained in his first degree burglary case. The poor desperate soul actually stole an x-box, gun, some CDs, and video games. The Sumner police department could not stop laughing when he tried to pass himself off as a police officer from New Orleans. His favorite sayings were, nobody messes with the Pamp, or nobody messes with "Pampy".

Well, the 23 year old prostitute gave him a run for his money. He was actually fired from the New Orleans' Criminal Sheriff's office, however, Sheriff Paul Valteau wrote a letter to the court trying to say how if he wanted his job back, he could have it back. Others, in the department, said that was not true. They wanted their handcuffs back because they were afraid the "Pampy" would use it to commit other crimes.

Did Slimy Mac-P buy his convicted son a present?

This is so funny. What does one do when they are on home detention for burglary? Well, I guess they play on myspace.

Did Slimy Mac-P buy this piece of junk? Who knows. We do know that Slimy Mac-P is pretty desperate right now and he may have decided to give Slimy Mac-P, III a going away present.

How Far Will Slimy Mac-P Go to Reduce His Sentence?

How would you react to Slimy-Mac-P's allegations? Well I pose that question to some of you and I totally agree with your reactions. Although Slimy Mac-P is heading to the federal pen, would he stoop to lying to save his neck? You bet he would. But just how far Slimy Mac-P is willing to go? I guess we have to stay tune to find that out.