Slimy Mac-P Wants To Exhume Mother Theresa

SLIMY MAC-P
Slimy Mac-P wants to exhume Mother Theresa because he claims he only stole, from the City's coffers, in order to help her take care of the poor.
MOTHER THERESA
Slimy Mac-P's request to have Mother Theresa's body exhumed has been denied. It has been determined that Slimy Mac-P will tell the Feds anything in order to get a reduced sentence.